Incomplete Geeks: A Gay Geek Podcast

Summary

There are so many sexy X-Men, but this week Nick talks Jon through his thirsty comic book years. Otherwise known as the 80s and 90s. Which X-Men wore hoochie shorts and constantly forgot to tie up their robes as they wandered around the mansion? I’ll tell ya, ALL OF ‘EM! And we love it.

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Transcription

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Nick
Standing facing Logan, who’s drinking a beer with his eyes directly looking at Kurt’s crotch. He’s not looking at Kurt’s eyes. He’s not listening to what Kurt saying. He is looking at his dick.

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Jon
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Jon
Hello.

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Nick
Welcome to a Gay Geek podcast. I’m Nick. That’s John. Welcome to a very special episode. Episode 20. Let’s talk about sex, men. Let’s go, trousers.

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Jon
Let’s welcome outside. Let’s talk about sex. Let’s talk about X-Men sex.

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Nick
Same sex, men sex. We’re talking about X-Men Thursdays 20th, hottest X-Men that I have been having over in the 20 plus whatever years that I have been reading the comic book.

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I’m very much looking for very much looking forward to it.

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Nick
So yeah, so like with the video games episode, this is no by no means an exhaustive list. Like there are hundreds of X-Men, many of whom are thirsty and fun to thirst over. So it will be possibly a series, part one or just.

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You know.

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Nick
Whatever we get through.

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Yeah, we’ll get.

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Nick
Whatever we get through today. And so kind of I didn’t intend it to be, but the kind of ones that I’ve been looking at are kind of fairly obvious. But they’re also the ones that I looked at. I mean, read growing up. So these are the kind of eighties and nineties characters that were not my sexual awakening, but also very much like.

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Oh, oh.

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Nick
Oh, I see. I have interesting.

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I have inner stirrings in my bowels.

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Nick
Yeah. Like thoughts, thoughts, having thoughts, thoughts and feelings. So that’s what we’re going to cover today and not in any particular order. I have lots of pictures of some characters because they have different ways in which they were sexy.

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Like throughout the years kind of thing.

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Nick
Sort of. But all of them, or the ones that I’m talking about are kind of encapsulated in eighties because I was reading like reprints and nineties is what I was reading. We don’t really go past that because I feel like it’s a whole different thing. So I’m going to keep this. These are the three X-Men that I looked at during.

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That I looked at and.

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Nick
You know, with that mean and you know they had a influence.

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On your penis.

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Nick
On.

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That on all of it. Yeah I get it. I’m excited when I get to see this.

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Nick
Not as excited as I was about.

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I guess not.

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Nick
But the thing is, like, none of these characters are my favorite characters or particular ones I particularly love because as a gay man, I obviously love the female characters the most. So these are just mankind. So they were drawn in as that way that I’m like, Yeah, as a hot piece of ass. But. And yeah. So I don’t know if this is going to work.

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Well, I mean, really, I have questions, but I’m holding it in. So I want to ask what.

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Nick
Do you have? Oh, well.

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I want to I mean, I want to ask it when it seems appropriate because I would ask you about like maybe about like certain characters, maybe, maybe something would come up when you mentioned a character. And I’ll be like, Well, what does this mean about, you know, the artistry or like hasn’t changed nowadays kind of thing. So I don’t want to tip.

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I mean.

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Nick
No, that’s that’s a good point because I feel just having gone through so like I went to make sure because I wanted to make sure I had like the screengrabs of, of the issues I used to read as a kid and the ones that I vividly remembered. And it does seem like, again, because a lot of them were from the eighties, it was a lot slutty or hooch.

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Nick
Yeah, like, okay, it was short shorts and like cut offs and everything like that because that was the eighties. And so that’s just kind of how they dress. They don’t really do that. They were they’re a lot more buttoned up in the twins. And yes, they’re on krakoa and having three ways, but they’re always in uniform like it doesn’t seem is.

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Like, okay.

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Nick
Letting it all hang out. Maybe that’s because Chris Claremont’s not writing it. And I was.

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Just going to say, is that is that because of the diff change? Is it is that a result of the era that’s changed or the writers?

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Nick
And I think actually it’s partially the fashion like the way you would draw them, but also because there was one central writer back in the eighties. So it was was not complicated. It was like this is a book, one single book. And then there was new mutants as well. But they were 12 and 15. So we don’t talk about.

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Nick
Oh, I do talk about them. All right. We’ll look at the main you know, the main X, the book. You know, it was just one of them. So the writer could take his time and really talk about like the character. And it would seem a lot more casual. Like they didn’t have to always be like, fight, fight, story, story.

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Nick
It was like, you know, the favorite characters, you know, a trope in X-Men that I’ll stop. Should I start with that? I’ll start with, yeah. Robin X-Men is especially, of course timeless writing. It is. They play softball so.

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Okay that’s not. Yeah, if you gave me like a million years to guess what you’re about to say, I would not go. Yeah.

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Nick
You’ll often see them like they’ll playing sports or usually softball and like they use their powers or sometimes they don’t and that sort of thing. Okay, I had to find the right picture.

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Now you know how I was really like on I was trying to find photos to send you.

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Nick
Because I believe I’ve labeled them all, but I figure, okay, so this is the panel I want to show you. So this is an example of sorry, dear listeners will have to explain it to you. Yeah, let’s hope.

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We can do that.

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Nick
So this is the full panel when you get it and you’ll see why isn’t this fucking working? Where’s the send button? And we get down here.

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It’s a little arrow thing.

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Nick
Yes, I just shrunk it down. Click. So that is a panel from a very standard. This is the issue where Cyclops challenges Storm for leadership of the X-Men and it is just like a filler bit where they do some like character growth, blah blah blah, but they’re just playing softball in the garden as they do. And Colossus just, you know, has this top off because you would because I guess people do that and I just like because it’s so casual, you know, they don’t have it doesn’t have to be a huge fight.

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Nick
It doesn’t have to be big end of the world thing. Like they’re just playing softball. So they’re like, yeah, just have him have him be topless and just have him like rocking around. I mean, with that and then have him swing his bat and.

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Swing his bat answering my bat as well. If I had a if I had a body like that.

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Nick
And my God. Exactly. Let me get. So that’s callous. So basically if you’re an X-Men fan, you might remember it and it’s just Colossus top of it. It looks like he’s in jeans, so that doesn’t seem like a good move.

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Well, this is the eighties, so like, no, I mean, it probably was jeans, but like, I’m just looking at like also this wolverine in a vest top, which is, you know, look, I mean, the shoulders are really sort of obscene how grossly big they are. And is he saying it’s disturbing?

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Nick
That’s the thing.

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I think it’s something like that as well.

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Nick
Plus, oh, that’s Kitty.

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As a kid, she really.

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Nick
Was 13. So let’s not forget that. Right. So like so.

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It was okay to stand and.

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Nick
Let’s not talk about that. Yeah. So let’s start with Colossus that randomly because and he’s a great one because of his power. He’s he’s a hulking beast and that’s always been the way. Do you think his.

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Powers make him very muscular or does he have to work out? Because if he was like a skinny twink, a skinny twig, and he could turn his body into like metal, organic metal, you could pick up a work. It just wouldn’t be less impressive.

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Nick
I think that’ll be interesting because if you’re super strong, like, how on earth do you like build muscle because nothing is heavy, like there’s no resistance to it. So it’d be really difficult to do that. It’s often implied, I think. Dassler said it in an issue once that, Oh, I’m a mutant, so like I’m naturally a little bit stronger, so.

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Right, okay.

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Nick
What’s kind of.

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Kind of like how, how like in the boys, the suit is just a bit more durable.

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Nick
Yeah, yeah. It’s they’re not invulnerable, but they’re like a little bit pink.

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Sure.

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Nick
Which apparently had found out, according to, like, young people, pink means bad.

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Like PRK.

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Nick
I don’t know, hanging out with some the young people like anyway. So like his power obviously is to be massive, hulking and strong. And for a lot of it, especially in the eighties, his uniform, it didn’t have one like, you know, he started in the seventies with the kind of like.

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That V-shape kind of thing.

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Nick
V-shaped thingamajig.

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Which I really wanted to turn into a Halloween costume once, forever, can never work up the energy. And then, like the rest of my body, silver.

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Nick
That’s a lot of effort. But when they did The Outback Era, which is one of my favorites, and if you’re an Outback, you’re a fan, X-Men, you’re you know what I’m talking about this. Put him in pants, huh? Just put him in pants. Because for that period, he mean underwear.

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Pants.

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Nick
So, yes, underpants.

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Underpants.

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Nick
Just just just a pair of pants. Nameless. Now, because for that time, he couldn’t turn back into human form. He’d been injured during a fight with the Marauder, so he was always armored up so he couldn’t turn into a human. So they kind of left him like that. I’m really annoyed there’s not thumbnails for any of my stuff, so I’m going have to guess which one this is.

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This is why I label them like I did.

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Nick
I labeled them all.

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But they’re all eight of them all. Hotman Commander. All three.

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Nick
They’re all pretty much similar. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. With with.

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Shirtless Hulk.

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Nick
MAN Okay, so this is from an issue when he was in the outback area. And this is perfect brokenness.

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Rogue.

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Nick
Identifying. How low loading do you realize how hot you are, that kind of thing.

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Oh, Lord, a Exactly.

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Nick
So he would just wear.

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So thank you, Rogue. I appreciate your concern.

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Nick
At all of this. So I’m going to show you I’m going to just shove a load of these just because I.

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Love these like little high tops as well. He’s got like a little red socks.

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Nick
Well, he spends this whole issue like in shorts.

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I will say this is a bit unrealistic as well, because look how broad his shoulders are and then how thin.

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Nick
Oh, wait. Okay, so, like, here’s some some of him. Sorry, dear listeners, this is small pictures.

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Oh, nobody big.

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Nick
You of when he eventually turns into human form and he’s just again, it’s the eighties and he’s like a Russian athlete he’s enormous in.

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So he’s on something.

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Nick
Tiny. Tiny. He’s a mutant he’s in tiny, tiny orange shorts. And like I’m Magic is my favorite characters, obviously. Yeah, he’s her brother. And so he was in this. I’m like, Yeah, I got it for magic. And then this pops up. I’m like, Pyotr.

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We’re waiting for that. Oh, wow. He’s a couple.

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Nick
And that’s him. Just like saying buying that stuff. You wait for this one. This is like him getting into a portal, and it’s like a shot of his back.

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Uh huh, yeah. Back muscles. Wouldn’t it be fun if he, like, finally turn back to the human form and it was just, like, dead body because he had, like, one Godzilla.

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Nick
Shriveled and everything like that. And so he’s just buff beyond words, but that’s kind of his power. So that’s kind of the whole point. He is the quintessential kind of like himbo. He’s a nice guy. Yeah, all sorts of muscle and that’s all sorts of great.

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He’s very loving and comforting and in spite of his hard exterior.

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Nick
Exactly. And we all like a bit of that. He kind of this kind of this like I know he’s in the quiet council at the moment in the new X-Men Air, but he got quiet.

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Counsel.

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Nick
While they gave him a beard as well. Is the point like they pull him back and there’s a great line. I can’t remember it word for word. Sorry that Emma Frost said. And just like thinking in a head and it’s like Pete is they’re gorgeous as always or whatever. Oh, yeah, like beautiful. And now he’s got a beard and just, like, picking up an ax or something, picking up a hoe, and he’s just, like, all muscle and.

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Putting over shoulder. Like, I’m going to work on the farm now.

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Nick
Because he’s, like, ripped, muscly, topless all the time. But he’s also really sensitive. And after everything he’s been through, he’s a little bit broken and sad and it’s just like.

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So it’s like, Oh, come home, daddy, we can take care.

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Nick
Of you. All of that. So I hope they kind of use I mean, Colossus is kind of a boring power, but he’s.

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Well, they all were back with.

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Nick
All the type character. Yeah. It’s like the strong men. The strong men who with a kind heart vibe. That’s the thing.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Nick
So he was just around a lot. So Colossus was because his his and when he was in civilian, like, he would change into Colossus and then all this goes to rip off, and they come back and be like, Oh no, like the rest, you know, I’m like, Oh, my God. It’s like, Oh no. So wonderful 1980s style.

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That was as we’ve learned from She-Hulk latex is what you need.

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Nick
Exactly. He needed, well, unstable molecules. He needed outfits made of unstable molecules.

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Well, that is an incredible thing.

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Nick
No, that’s a race which is patent design. Like all their uniforms are made from unstable molecules, so they adjust and everything like that. Oh, okay. Yes. So Colossus was around for a lot of it because I was reading mostly reprints of the eighties. He was a mainstay of the team, just went around in his pants, just being muscly and cool.

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I mean, why not?

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Nick
Oh, my God. And you’re looking at that every time I was like, I just want those. I just want those powers. Just the mind ripped and muscly and gorgeous.

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Of course.

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Nick
Alas, it doesn’t happen unless.

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It’s harder work for us.

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Nick
Another kind of sexual awakening. I don’t know what it’s like. Um, character from the nineties. So I loved Generation X. I don’t know if you know about that. So when they brought back the White Queen, they put her in a team teaching kids again, that sort of stuff and the big crossover event, whatever. And the band with Banshee, who was like this, he was like an all the character is a ginger character who’s been around since the seventies.

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Nick
Yeah. Still in the movie and blah blah blah blah. But I recently found out thanks to Cerebro podcast, that like me, all the gays are thirsting over Daddy Banshee.

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Like, really?

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Nick
Because let me let me show you. So this.

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Is whatever happened to Cenk it’s is Shaun Cassidy.

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Nick
From casting. Yeah well he’s a he’s had a troubled thing. He keeps dying and coming back and because he was going out with Moira MacTaggart and that did not end well. So this is a shot from the Phalanx Covenant crossover that started Gen-X.

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And but this really wasn’t oh, hello. Oh, hello.

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Nick
And it’s just I don’t know what it is about that shot. I mean, I know it’s the abs, but it’s also like he’s a grown up and that’s a scene where he’s like, Oh, maybe I shouldn’t be here. Maybe I’m too old for it. As he, like, puts on his sweats and his abs poke through his outfit.

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Definitely a bit of crotch bulge as well.

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Nick
Oh, oh, you say that.

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Again. It’s like really Broadway. Look at those shoulder muscles. It’s like no waist. That’s, you know.

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Nick
So further on in the next issue, like they’re invading a shield headquarters and they get caught. And then this was the panel. Look where that guy’s gun is firing.

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So that’s going to the play.

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Nick
Clink.

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The little sort of like slots. The V shape of Yemen. That is not who’s going to have a body like that. This is obviously a very good illustration. But if as a real life person, like I think his arms are and his arm is bigger than his bigger than his waist, I’m exaggerating, but he’s.

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Nick
Yeah, well, they’re pretty close. Yeah. So that’s Joe Joel, Mender Riera, I can’t pronounce his name. He’s one of my favorite artists and it’s quite he does quite accentuated actually shots, but obviously he draws Shaun Cassidy like this. And I was really happy to find out that other people had been lusting over him the whole time because again, he is massively, beautifully muscular because of.

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Nick
Yeah, but he has because he’s older, he has this kind of self doubt. Like he, he leaves the X-Men pretty early. He’s like, oh, I’m too old to be here, I shouldn’t be here, that kind of stuff. And then he’s like the teacher. So when he comes back, he comes back to teach the kids in Generation X, but with the new generation, which is when I was reading it.

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Nick
So he was like a father figure. It kind of sounded kind, character wise, but still looked like that and hanging around with Emma Frost. So there was a lot of sexual tension that okay, even though it wasn’t allowed to happen and then she ended up with Cyclops, blah, blah blah, no, no, no. So I was really happy to find out that like the rest of the gay community you’re opening of a professor Sean.

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Dr. Professor Sean.

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Nick
Cassidy.

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And this is from the eighties as well.

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Nick
This is the nineties. So we’re from the nineties which was a very much a period of hyper muscular in giant muscles. Big guns, guns, guns pointed at Sean Cassidy’s dick. Yeah, but lots of testosterone kind of vibes out of him. He is strong, but he. But he’s not the Wolverine. He’s not stable. He’s not this hyper masculine. Look, you know, shooting stuff.

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Nick
He’s a dad. He has a daughter, widowed, will make, you know, that sort of stuff. It’s very much that kind of like I’m sexy at heart, but I’m also like a stroke, a hair as your father. Yeah.

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So that’s kind of more appealing to you than, isn’t it? As it’s not just the body, but it’s also like what the what do you do? You know, what do you you know, if I if I was going to cuddle with you in bed and such is going to be like a big block of bricks, it’s going to be.

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Nick
Like something you wouldn’t cuddle exactly. And it is Wolverine wouldn’t cuddle. And everyone was obsessed with cable as well. Like, he wouldn’t even he wouldn’t even show up in body slime by one. He’d be out of there. So it’s definitely like unintentionally. These characters are the ones that are buff, sexy, but have like a softer touch to them.

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Nick
So they’re the ones that I was popping over. Quick Segway, then let’s have a look see to LA. So this is an 81 and this is why I don’t know if you can read it.

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I can even.

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Nick
Push the button. So this is from Paul Smith and Chris Claremont’s run Nightcrawler and we’ve talked about Nightcrawler before.

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Yeah, the two fingers to two toes to.

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Nick
Fingers to toes to dicks.

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And I know, I know you have my BAMF doll to keep you company and protect you breath art. This being a Christmas and all you might for change prefer the real thing.

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Nick
Okay, see what Amanda says?

00:19:13:05 – 00:19:17:13

YEOMANS Yes, yeah.

00:19:17:13 – 00:19:18:01
Nick
So like.

00:19:18:10 – 00:19:19:05

Who? Who’s Amanda?

00:19:19:18 – 00:19:23:21
Nick
Amanda. Amanda Sefton is his girlfriend slash his sister.

00:19:24:16 – 00:19:28:05

Well, there’s a lot of information to process what he was.

00:19:28:11 – 00:19:47:11
Nick
He was raised adopted sister. Yes, I was raised but raised with her and thought so later on in that issue. It’s the first appearance of the Morlocks, the classic X-Men. Brilliant, obviously brilliant episode, episode issue two, shifting vaginas.

00:19:47:11 – 00:19:48:23

Then like how does it work?

00:19:48:24 – 00:20:00:09
Nick
She’s a sorceress, so she could have. Okay, you want to know? But she does have two holes anyway, so she doesn’t need to be a sorceress to have a home.

00:20:01:03 – 00:20:04:02

It took me a second. Do the what? What are you talking about?

00:20:04:02 – 00:20:04:20
Nick
Okay, we are.

00:20:05:01 – 00:20:05:15

Like, Oh, my God.

00:20:05:17 – 00:20:07:01
Nick
Where was this?

00:20:07:03 – 00:20:16:20

Oh, well, hang on a second. It’s so, so, so, so. The orientation of his penis. I know it’s never been, like, found up, like, up above. Or is it like, would you.

00:20:17:03 – 00:20:21:02
Nick
Would you prefer them side by side? I prefer because I know about the other parts.

00:20:21:03 – 00:20:26:09

I’m don’t talk about preference. It’s like what his biology is now, if you say he’s got two dicks, is it like because they’re like.

00:20:26:24 – 00:20:29:07
Nick
I think it makes more sense to have them one above, one below.

00:20:29:08 – 00:20:34:05

Physically it makes more sense. But but if they were next to each other then have to be like at the natural like fucker sideways.

00:20:34:08 – 00:20:39:09
Nick
Maybe he fucks the sideways. He’s very nimble. I bet he could do it. He could do him.

00:20:39:15 – 00:20:44:05

And a third hole for his tail. No.

00:20:44:05 – 00:20:56:09
Nick
Oh my God. No. Because he could use the tail to do other stuff to tickle. Is that like I don’t exactly. I don’t know. I don’t know how it works. I don’t know how it works. But it might be useful if all I’m saying.

00:20:56:19 – 00:20:58:20

I will research some fanfic and tell you.

00:20:59:02 – 00:21:22:16
Nick
Yeah, I’m sure there’s plenty of it. So I didn’t actually get a photo of Angel because this is a great kind of one, because he’s the one who’s kidnaped by the Morlocks and he’s then like tied up in his like Jesus loincloth pants, like just that. And yeah, Angel is famously like, he’s ripped and shredded and everyone fancies him.

00:21:23:23 – 00:21:43:05
Nick
But like when Nightcrawler has to go and like help. So Angel’s girlfriend says, I help and that sort of stuff. And Professor X makes them go, He’s in the bathtub with Amanda having champagne, being naked and having giggle. Sexy time as a professor, it’s like, Oh my God, I need to go help. So he has to teleport out and go and help.

00:21:44:04 – 00:21:45:00
Nick
And of course, he’s naked.

00:21:45:05 – 00:21:46:07

Mm hmm. For the sake of.

00:21:46:07 – 00:21:56:01
Nick
The whole time, he’s like, Oh, my God, it’s so cold because it’s December in New York, and it’s like, I have to hurry and freeze. And it’s like, bam thing, but like the smoke is just there and everything. Like.

00:21:56:21 – 00:21:57:10

Oh is it?

00:21:58:08 – 00:22:21:06
Nick
And like, she falls out the window and he grabs her and pants back to the bathtub and like splashes into it with, with Amanda there and everything like that. And anyway, there’s is a ton like that’s like not the best example of sexy Nightcrawler, but it’s kind of like the first one that I came across because he’s always, he’s always like swaggering around naked because you can’t really tell.

00:22:21:14 – 00:22:26:20
Nick
It doesn’t seem as gritty as you can draw him blue and like beast was blue and like.

00:22:27:03 – 00:22:29:24

Mostly naked, you know, you couldn’t tell he was naked.

00:22:30:12 – 00:22:47:22
Nick
Well, no. Like you couldn’t tell if he’s, like, topless or whatever, like that because he’s, like, drawn blue. So you can do whatever you want with him. So, okay, that’s like a minor kind of one. Like obviously we love we love Nightcrawler and hopefully if he gets rid of his Catholicism. Yeah. Oh, I’ve made a mistake. Hang on.

00:22:48:01 – 00:22:50:19
Nick
Sorry. Sorry for the clicks, everyone. I want to drag this one.

00:22:50:19 – 00:22:52:05

I’m sorry. And you do?

00:22:52:20 – 00:22:57:01
Nick
This is the infamous I think it was a cover, a variant cover.

00:22:57:11 – 00:22:58:24

I’ve seen this.

00:22:58:24 – 00:23:13:08
Nick
Yeah. I don’t know if this is canon or what this is supposed to be, but it’s the it’s the panel cover where Nightcrawler is. Correct me if I’m wrong, most definitely naked.

00:23:13:08 – 00:23:15:14

Oh, yeah. Like there’s no waistband or anything?

00:23:15:17 – 00:23:26:21
Nick
Nothing. You see the shadow on his blue ass on the outer rim and everything like that, standing facing Logan, who’s drinking a beer with his eyes.

00:23:27:02 – 00:23:27:23

Looking surly.

00:23:27:23 – 00:23:34:17
Nick
And Kurt’s crotch straight into it. He’s not looking at Kurt’s eyes. He’s not listening to what Kurt saying.

00:23:34:18 – 00:23:37:06

I that a little bit debatable I suppose he’s kind of like.

00:23:37:13 – 00:23:38:15
Nick
Looking and it’s like.

00:23:38:15 – 00:23:47:00

Looking. He’s he’s he’s looking his his his face is downwards, but he’s looking up a little bit. So I could believe why.

00:23:47:00 – 00:23:50:24
Nick
But where is this like? Is this in. In his house at Dory?

00:23:50:24 – 00:23:53:03

I guess it’s very in a bar.

00:23:53:07 – 00:24:01:22
Nick
I like to think it’s in a bar. And Kurt just shows up completely naked and he’s like, What difference does it make? I’m a blue fucking demon. Why not? I want to have my multiple dicks out at the same time.

00:24:03:00 – 00:24:05:00

Like, what are people going to do? What are you.

00:24:05:00 – 00:24:07:11
Nick
Going to do? It’s like, Oh my God, Jodi naked. It’s like, Oh, my.

00:24:07:11 – 00:24:08:17

God, you’re a blue.

00:24:08:17 – 00:24:09:14
Nick
Demon.

00:24:09:24 – 00:24:11:03

Yeah, basically.

00:24:11:03 – 00:24:27:05
Nick
What what difference does it make? So there’s tons of Nightcrawler ones that it could have gone down the rabbit hole of, but that wasn’t one I had at the time. So I’m just kind of keeping it to the me as a child and the panels and images.

00:24:27:24 – 00:24:31:06

Yeah. So when did you see this one then? It was. This is more of a recent one.

00:24:31:10 – 00:24:37:02
Nick
This is more of a recent one. So I’m kind of focusing on the when he was teleporting around naked and that sort of stuff.

00:24:37:02 – 00:24:40:14

Yeah. Because more of that, I don’t know what Logan is holding in his hand as well.

00:24:41:07 – 00:24:41:23
Nick
Creepier.

00:24:43:05 – 00:24:48:04

Oh well it could be of no, no. It could be like the top part of another beer in his right hand.

00:24:49:18 – 00:24:51:24
Nick
It’s just like hanging around that. Anyway.

00:24:52:07 – 00:24:57:09

Now, Wolverine in that photo also has like a realistic body as well. Not like the eighties nineties.

00:24:57:09 – 00:25:02:22
Nick
I mean, the to a degree, but it’s still enormous and shredded.

00:25:03:09 – 00:25:08:19

Yeah, that is true. I suppose the detail is different.

00:25:08:19 – 00:25:20:22
Nick
So while we’re on the topic of like inappropriate ones, let’s go to the new mutants briefly memory. So you want.

00:25:20:22 – 00:25:22:09

To remind us of new mutants tomorrow?

00:25:22:22 – 00:25:44:05
Nick
New mutants was one of my favorite titles because Magic was obviously in it and Donnie’s in it. And I love Cameron Magnet. Everyone hates Magnet, but whatever. So Eliana was in it. So I love the New Mutants. There’s a little bit of sun spot. Sorry, a little bit of a cannibal, a little bit of sci fi. Fine. But obviously the start of the show was Roberto was sunspot.

00:25:44:05 – 00:25:47:13

I thought Sunspot was a Japanese character.

00:25:48:13 – 00:25:49:05
Nick
Sunfire.

00:25:50:04 – 00:25:54:03

All right. Oh, no, no, you’re right. Yeah, I’m I’m sorry. So there you go. That’s my dumb moment.

00:25:54:06 – 00:25:57:03
Nick
I don’t know. So he this is not sunspot.

00:25:57:03 – 00:25:57:15

Actually.

00:25:57:21 – 00:26:24:00
Nick
Sunspot is Brazilian. He has the ability to absorb solar energy to become incredibly strong. This is also good because it makes him look like a teenager, like appropriately aged. But this is the kind of thing when I was a teenager, I was a teenager at the time or a very young person, you know, seeing he looks quite young there, which is gross to be talking about now.

00:26:24:00 – 00:26:25:24
Nick
But remember I was like 12 and I saw yeah.

00:26:25:24 – 00:26:26:19

So fine.

00:26:27:07 – 00:26:35:10
Nick
In his Speedos because it was the eighties but muscular but not enormous, but still ridiculously muscular for whatever.

00:26:35:11 – 00:26:38:13

And confident enough to have open shirts as well with.

00:26:38:13 – 00:26:39:05
Nick
No.

00:26:39:15 – 00:26:39:23

Chest.

00:26:40:08 – 00:26:52:17
Nick
That’s a huge thing. Like the naked stuff is fun, but it’s more, more about like the confidence when they would just like have a little bit open or like this. Like, I’m not worried about my body because obviously it’s amazing.

00:26:52:17 – 00:26:54:21

So yeah, this is.

00:26:54:21 – 00:27:28:11
Nick
Another one. This is just another screencap from this is the asgardian wars. Sorry, people listening can’t see it. There was a picture of Roberto in his Speedos and then there’s this one which isn’t nude, but it’s perfectly moving on from what you were talking about. He’s just like he’s like won a battle and he’s like hanging out with the bar wenches and his he’s just like, they’re drinking, which I shouldn’t be, because he’s very, very young, but he’s got a shot all the way open and the look of swag in his eyes.

00:27:28:11 – 00:27:29:04

Oh, yeah.

00:27:29:04 – 00:27:35:21
Nick
Look how hot I am. These chicks love it. And I’ve just got my subtlety, got my boobs out, that sort of thing.

00:27:35:23 – 00:27:40:09

And the one of the right there, it’s grabbing a suggestively.

00:27:40:09 – 00:27:41:13
Nick
Grabbing a bottle.

00:27:41:14 – 00:27:42:02

Yeah.

00:27:42:06 – 00:27:43:23
Nick
Precariously placed over his body.

00:27:44:04 – 00:27:50:13

Yeah. Which could, which would be the same you know, position is if she was Yeah. Wanking off.

00:27:51:18 – 00:27:52:02
Nick
Yeah.

00:27:53:04 – 00:27:59:13

We is the way that we can like share these images like on the like links maybe.

00:28:00:03 – 00:28:21:11
Nick
Well anyway that’s interesting like Roberto better sense what it was diff. So when he when I saw him in Asgardian was that’s when I was like right he’s a hottie. But it was weird because a lot of the artists drew him very differently and I know that was a lot of controversy when they made the film because the guy who played him was super fucking hot.

00:28:22:02 – 00:28:23:10
Nick
It was also super fucking white.

00:28:23:18 – 00:28:24:21

Witch film.

00:28:25:03 – 00:28:25:23
Nick
New Mutants.

00:28:26:04 – 00:28:26:24

The recent one.

00:28:28:00 – 00:28:28:18
Nick
Has only been one.

00:28:31:15 – 00:28:36:00

Who’s Sunstone? So, I mean, I was so excited not to watch it because it was.

00:28:36:06 – 00:28:50:09
Nick
Yeah, no, Anya TAYLOR-JOY was perfect as Eliana, but it makes me sad because she’ll never get to play her again because the film was mediocre and it’s been canceled. But yeah, sunspot was played by a super hot guy, but a white guy.

00:28:50:09 – 00:28:50:23

Right? Okay.

00:28:50:24 – 00:29:11:21
Nick
The character is supposed to be Brazilian, black Brazilian. And some artists drew him like that. But some like I feel like the ones I showed you from Ascot, it was he’s kind of he looks quite black than others. He’s just super white. And it was quite it looked like a different character and people would draw them quite differently and he would have different swag depending on who drew it and that sort of stuff.

00:29:11:21 – 00:29:14:02

So okay, that was, I get it.

00:29:14:08 – 00:29:22:20
Nick
Weird and a bit difficult to kind of keep track of which character you like because it did he did look like a different person a lot of the time, which was a shame because.

00:29:23:01 – 00:29:24:06

I mean, the tone of the.

00:29:24:06 – 00:29:32:07
Nick
City now, every time Teddy’s out, whenever he could. So respect to respect to that, I feel he still does that to this day. Plus, he’s like a millionaire.

00:29:32:07 – 00:29:35:05

So what he is now or he always was.

00:29:35:05 – 00:29:41:10
Nick
He always was. He always came from money. And now he’s inherited his dad’s money. So he’s like rich and hard enough.

00:29:42:12 – 00:29:45:20

I mean, if I had that kind of money, I’d be all for the swag as well.

00:29:46:01 – 00:30:09:08
Nick
Yeah, rich and sexy. And with superpowers. Fuck off. I’ve got a couple more than I can go through on the night, so this is a different one for me. So I was never really into this character. But there’s a couple of reasons, like eight reasons why.

00:30:09:17 – 00:30:12:19

It is one of them because I felt 14 year old.

00:30:13:06 – 00:30:36:13
Nick
Eight each. AB And this reason why so I was never into gambit like he’s one of those blokey kind of characters that I made for me. Okay. But I do remember seeing, you know, because I was obsessed with Rogue One, my favorite characters of all time. She’s incredible. So you can’t really talk about Gambit without talking about Rogue.

00:30:37:02 – 00:30:53:07
Nick
And one of the early meets when they first meet is when they’re playing basketball and he’s playing basketball with his top off and it’s usually in true nineties style. Draw him in, avoid it out ripped his obliques.

00:30:54:00 – 00:30:57:12

I mean I’m looking at them right now and I’m like what the heck.

00:30:58:19 – 00:31:10:17
Nick
The panel where he’s like the one where he’s holding rogue. I don’t know why he blew up the thing or something like that. His shoulder muscles, every inch of him is sculpted and incredible. So it’s.

00:31:10:17 – 00:31:14:18

Like he’s got some infection because he’s like so many bumps and hives on it or something like.

00:31:15:19 – 00:31:25:05
Nick
One he’s only got, oh my God, like everything. And I mean, that was very important to his character that he was all signed.

00:31:25:23 – 00:31:26:07

Yeah.

00:31:26:16 – 00:31:43:21
Nick
Which was like the point, I know that sort of thing, but also from that episode of X-Men, the animated series, where you see him a rope coming back from the pool and he’s just he’s just wearing a dark green Speedo and sunglasses indoors for some bizarre reason. But I appreciate that they put that in for us just in case.

00:31:45:06 – 00:31:49:22

Oh, the last one. Yeah, I know what that is. That does not even look like him, but like.

00:31:50:00 – 00:32:00:11
Nick
It’s from the, like, episode four Captive Hearts come to Fox where they get to more like one another.

00:32:00:23 – 00:32:03:16

Yes. I don’t remember this particular scene, though.

00:32:03:16 – 00:32:11:01
Nick
It’s just like a cartoon. It’s also it’s a bit it’s our entry, but it’s the bit where Wolverine’s looking at the picture of Jane that’s now a meme.

00:32:11:10 – 00:32:12:03

Oh, we are.

00:32:12:12 – 00:32:23:00
Nick
And it’s like stroking one side of it, and the people uses a meme, and then they cut away to that. It’s like, oh, they’ll be back when they’re, you know. Yeah, done. Meaning they’re fucking and then he like slice when they’re done.

00:32:23:00 – 00:32:23:10

Yeah.

00:32:24:09 – 00:32:28:03
Nick
Yeah. So you’re, you’re a guy but found that I am.

00:32:28:03 – 00:32:29:24

Are you sure this isn’t Cyclops?

00:32:30:23 – 00:32:31:11
Nick
No.

00:32:32:08 – 00:32:33:03

Whimsical glasses on.

00:32:33:03 – 00:32:40:17
Nick
Then the Cyclops is captured. I know my animated series. Finally him. I don’t know why lazy artist.

00:32:40:20 – 00:32:43:02

I’m actually rewatching it all I’m of working my way through it.

00:32:43:17 – 00:33:00:14
Nick
I will rewatch a lot of it when in the lead up to the new series. Hmm. The first couple of seasons and then the finale, just to kind of get caught up because. Because a lot of it stands up anyway. Yeah. And I know Gambit was designed to be a stud muffin.

00:33:00:21 – 00:33:21:06

Yeah. I don’t know why I liked him so much, but he was just had this. I don’t know if this is the cool power or like his, like I was attracted to Gambit and I don’t know, I think it was I don’t think was like a sexual attraction, but most of it was because of the animated series and I just liked his powers of that were cool and like his attitude was just sort of the, the sort of laid back and sort of everything just came effortlessly to him.

00:33:22:14 – 00:33:27:06

I probably was like a bit sort of attracted to him in my own, you know, young person way. But I can tell you what it was.

00:33:27:23 – 00:33:39:20
Nick
He’s absolutely the cool kid, though. Yeah, he’s fit, tall, confident. Nothing bothers him. Everything’s easy. It’s like, thank you, but also kind of vibes. Yeah.

00:33:40:14 – 00:33:42:15

When I wanted to be that, I suppose. Maybe.

00:33:42:15 – 00:33:57:21
Nick
Yeah. So he’s kind of like off brand for the other ones that I’ve been talking about because I know that. But I couldn’t, I couldn’t talk about Thursday X-Men without without talking about that like nineties panel where his abs and blades are just.

00:33:58:04 – 00:34:01:14

I mean, that was ridiculous.

00:34:01:14 – 00:34:05:04
Nick
Incredible. They just have long hair and I don’t like I.

00:34:05:04 – 00:34:14:19

Totally thought, you know, but I think it’s it’s usually in a ponytail as well. Goro I don’t think he always has it long though.

00:34:14:19 – 00:34:19:12
Nick
Well, it’s short now. I think what had him that was just very nineties to have like a long time.

00:34:19:13 – 00:34:25:23

Yeah I would love to. I’d love to get like a cast of just like the long trench coat and get like a balaclava or sort of a baklava, which was.

00:34:25:23 – 00:34:42:05
Nick
Kind of that’s fairly like a thing, you know, but it’s year enormous. So that’s a long clove. I know this. This is from the same sort of run. And I just want to highlight just in case anyone is interested, Daddy Magneto was the important one.

00:34:42:05 – 00:34:42:14

Yeah.

00:34:43:15 – 00:35:00:18
Nick
Because again, when I was reading it, the original, the reprint run of classic as my name was when he took over for Giles. And we’ve kind of talked about it before in the queer X-Men one and then the Titty Top, which we’ve talked about, where he had had like the best one and he had this like pecs kind of bulging at the side.

00:35:01:07 – 00:35:01:20

Right? Yeah.

00:35:02:03 – 00:35:15:03
Nick
Google Magneto tied it up. It’s absolutely worth it. And he’s actually wearing that outfit in X-Men 97. When he comes back, they put him in that less titty, though, like he’s got respectable titty as opposed to his boobs out, which is upsetting.

00:35:15:04 – 00:35:16:23

When you say X-Men 97, you mean.

00:35:18:09 – 00:35:21:00
Nick
That is not what it’s 97, right? The new show.

00:35:22:08 – 00:35:24:02

The the read.

00:35:24:03 – 00:35:24:14
Nick
The read.

00:35:25:08 – 00:35:28:13

Yeah. I don’t know. I think so. But it’s not out yet, is it.

00:35:28:20 – 00:35:32:09
Nick
No, but they they showed at Comic-Con, they showed some stills from it and he’s.

00:35:32:11 – 00:35:33:00

Okay in.

00:35:33:00 – 00:35:36:03
Nick
That outfit rather than the old magneto outfit.

00:35:36:17 – 00:35:38:06

What am I still photo testing. Magneto two.

00:35:38:13 – 00:35:46:24
Nick
X-Men. Yeah. Magneto tie it up and see if you see it’s from X-Men 200 Trial of Magneto as the issue.

00:35:47:04 – 00:35:50:05

So a lot of fellas that’s not what they want.

00:35:52:04 – 00:36:02:02
Nick
But again it was and also thinking about that because that’s the Magneto I read was when he was part of the X-Men brought them and he was the stereotypical villain.

00:36:02:02 – 00:36:02:10

Yeah.

00:36:02:15 – 00:36:24:19
Nick
So again it was that look how incredibly buff and shredded and sexy he was. But he’s also a grown up, very a fucking Holocaust survivor. He’s the teacher. He’s used to be the villain. He’s so wise, is very intelligent. And, you know, when he was he was teaching the new mutants at the time as well. So he’s like the teacher, father figure, that sort of stuff.

00:36:24:19 – 00:36:28:02

So yes, yeah. It’s definitely giving us like daddy vibes. Oh.

00:36:28:15 – 00:36:56:00
Nick
Daddy Mack. I mean, gray haired Daddy Magneto. My God. Like, I can’t imagine who they’re going to cast as Daddy Magneto when he eventually comes to the MCU. But that is a a wonderful opportunity to just tap into that thirsty market idea. I really hope they really help. Like I love you saying you are a wonderful magneto, but you also weren’t Jewish or German, so or.

00:36:56:08 – 00:37:01:00
Nick
Yeah, think so. I feel like there’s a lot they can do with Magneto if they do it right.

00:37:02:01 – 00:37:03:12

I like that. That was not easy.

00:37:03:19 – 00:37:04:09
Nick
To talk about.

00:37:04:12 – 00:37:08:14

Yeah. They need somebody who’s, like, not that old to cast. And so, you know.

00:37:08:14 – 00:37:09:20
Nick
He just has to look daddy, you know.

00:37:10:02 – 00:37:10:14

Because I don’t.

00:37:10:14 – 00:37:13:12
Nick
Know, no one’s going to be a World War Two Holocaust.

00:37:13:12 – 00:37:15:16

Survivor. Well, that’s true. Yeah, there’s a sort of.

00:37:15:16 – 00:37:21:03
Nick
They’ll time travel with him. It’s fine. He’s been de-aged before. It’s in character with this comic book.

00:37:21:03 – 00:37:24:04

That’s kind of resurrecting game Gabriel’s.

00:37:25:01 – 00:37:47:01
Nick
But again, and it’s not just that, you know, the way it was presented, like in this is X-Men number one, the image you see in there on asteroid M and he’s just strolling down the stairs in his like kimono dressing gown open with his muscled pecs just billowing out. Yeah, and I think that’s part of the fun. Again, Chris Lamont is one of Chris Claremont’s last episodes.

00:37:47:01 – 00:37:57:06
Nick
It’s the casual nature. Like he like he kind of likes to show the heroes of the villains in a natural setting and the like. So children, relax. Yes, of course. I’m in my underwear. Hello? Who are you? Oh, sorry.

00:37:57:20 – 00:37:58:08

I’m at home.

00:37:59:00 – 00:37:59:24
Nick
How embarrassing.

00:38:01:00 – 00:38:05:01

With the flowing strings coming off my robe, the really big sleeves.

00:38:05:11 – 00:38:09:10
Nick
I’m still wet from the shower. Oh, excuse me.

00:38:09:10 – 00:38:14:08

My chest hair is still moist. You can see his chest hair, though.

00:38:14:09 – 00:38:18:06
Nick
Oh, it was the nineties. You kind of had to start giving them just hair. That’s what they.

00:38:18:06 – 00:38:21:21

Want. And it’s dark as well, considering his hair is so white, top of his head, you know.

00:38:22:12 – 00:38:39:16
Nick
It’s a healthy chest hair. Yeah. So I love that kind of like casual. Oops. You just caught me on the way to the to the drawing room kind of vibes rather than, you know, not wearing an outfit because they just walk around with the top off. Yeah. Peekaboo. Kind of.

00:38:39:20 – 00:38:48:21

If you would. If you, if you neck had so much power, you could, like, live on an asteroid, you would wear whatever you wanted to. You, you are naked if you wanted to.

00:38:49:01 – 00:38:55:03
Nick
Absolutely. I would. I mean, I would. Yeah. If I looked like that. And I’m like 100 years old.

00:38:55:17 – 00:38:55:23

Yeah.

00:38:56:18 – 00:38:58:12
Nick
Don’t you dare wear clothes. How funny.

00:38:58:12 – 00:38:59:01

Yeah, exactly.

00:38:59:03 – 00:39:01:01
Nick
It’s insulting to the people who come before you.

00:39:01:06 – 00:39:06:03

You can see this gorgeous body. I must keep it covered. Yeah. Clothes at all times like that. Oh.

00:39:06:10 – 00:39:29:07
Nick
Just absolutely not. Oh, absolutely not. So again, that’s kind of nineties. Okay, now I think everyone, apart from the main one I wanted to cover, so this I’ve got like 12 different ones of. Him. Oh no I don’t, it’s not that many. I would like to talk about Cyclops.

00:39:30:03 – 00:39:30:21

Yeah, let’s do it.

00:39:31:06 – 00:39:45:00
Nick
Which I feel like a lot of people, especially because of the films, they’re very much like, Oh, The Bad Boy, Logan’s Way Hotter. And yes, Hugh Jackman is hot, but also James is fucking hot as well. So let’s not it’s James.

00:39:45:05 – 00:39:46:16

James Marsters master and.

00:39:46:16 – 00:39:50:10
Nick
James Marsden is also super fucking hot.

00:39:50:21 – 00:39:57:18

I mean, I dislike James more of a bad boy sort of with a bit of oh see that’s it. C can you clean shaven. He was too clean. Right?

00:39:58:09 – 00:40:02:17
Nick
I’m so glad you brought that up. I’m so glad it organically happened that way.

00:40:02:17 – 00:40:06:09

Show me a really show me because I’m the cyclops with the beard.

00:40:06:21 – 00:40:26:16
Nick
Oh, that’s to be. Well, I don’t know. He’s got a beard in them. I love that because obviously Cyclops is always been they keep calling in the Boy Scout. He’s always been kind of pushed forward as the wholesome, good, good guy character and that sort of stuff originally. And then it also again kind of quite recently.

00:40:28:03 – 00:40:32:19

But if it is why he needs to, which is why he needs to get fucked by Wolverine.

00:40:32:19 – 00:40:34:17
Nick
Yeah, he’s definitely been pegged like Emma Frost.

00:40:34:17 – 00:40:35:14

Whatever, or the Alpha.

00:40:37:00 – 00:41:00:07
Nick
But if you read the comics, not just watch the films. Cyclops is absolute be a fuck boy. Like he portrays himself as, you know, because he’s like Professor X and stop pupil, whatever he is and he’s not a good guy. He’s absolutely a fuck boy. Look, either way, the relationship he had with Madeline Prior is the first example.

00:41:00:08 – 00:41:01:23
Nick
Like, you know, Madeline Prince.

00:41:01:23 – 00:41:03:14

I’ve heard the name. I couldn’t tell you what she does.

00:41:04:11 – 00:41:05:00
Nick
I won’t go.

00:41:05:00 – 00:41:06:06

Into the Hellfire gala.

00:41:07:06 – 00:41:27:23
Nick
No. Long before that, she was introduced as, like a red herring. Get him written out, basically. But turns out it was Jean Gray’s clone where Jean Gray was thought to be dead after dark Phenix Saga, all that kind of stuff. You know, like the second Jean comes, gets written back, he ditches his wife, ditches his son and goes back to Jean and like completely fucks off.

00:41:29:00 – 00:41:29:22

Right. Okay.

00:41:29:22 – 00:41:49:04
Nick
Without a second thought. And again, married to Jean for ages has one emotional breakdown and then has an affair with Emma Frost. And I don’t blame you because it’s frozen but completely ditches and like he is a complete fuck boy. And I think that was another example that I’ve forgotten because I’m getting excited when.

00:41:49:04 – 00:41:56:22

She says, okay, so you can show actually when you say Fuck boy, you mean like he’s like he is a bad boy who to me he’s a toy.

00:41:56:22 – 00:42:06:15
Nick
Like he’s got everyone convinced that he’s like, I don’t know if you had one of these, but I fucking definitely did. Gary Fucking Nixon If you’re listening to this, I am talking to you, you know. Yeah, well, who you are.

00:42:07:14 – 00:42:10:20

The last podcast is really about this one.

00:42:10:22 – 00:42:32:16
Nick
Really high school drama, like the popular kid at school who is head boy. All the teachers love that sort of thing, like drama group, all that kind of thing, like super professionals, I guess like all just good grades and everything like that, but fucks around is everything like that? Like because he can because everyone loves him. You get a bit of a fuck you one.

00:42:33:03 – 00:42:48:12
Nick
Okay, that’s fucking cyclops like he knows. Especially now he’s Islamist. He can come back from the dead. Yeah, he’s not fussed about it. He’s not insecure about it. Now his wives and girlfriends keep dying and coming back. He’s like, whatever. They all fucking love a bit of this. Like, you know, whatever.

00:42:49:05 – 00:42:51:24

It’s gotten to his head.

00:42:51:24 – 00:43:09:24
Nick
But it’s also I find it really it is really sexy because it’s really interesting because he is trying to do the right thing. He’s not trying to be a dick for the sake of it. Yeah, but he’s also hot and powerful and he’s like the leader of the X-Men and always has been. So you just kind of like.

00:43:10:16 – 00:43:14:20

Yes, even even though his power is still kind of shit.

00:43:14:20 – 00:43:15:24
Nick
So shit power.

00:43:16:07 – 00:43:31:18

Yeah. It’s like he’s you know, he’s a one trick pony kind of thing, which like I feel like they had sort of. Right. And also also he’s a master tactician or whatever just to say that he’s really good at organizing the troops and really good at being a leader just because he is shooting ibus was too boring.

00:43:32:09 – 00:43:58:08
Nick
But they’ve, they’ve bowled him really well. Like they could have left him being the goody two shoes but then with the affair with them, frost And then when he was like the rebellion, that sort of stuff. So I’m not a Cyclops fan, but I think the way they made him grow up was good. I preferred him with Emma Frost and when he was then post Emma Frost because now he’s just back with Jean is just going to become like the one I want to talk about.

00:43:58:08 – 00:44:01:17
Nick
It was peak 90 peak nineties. So.

00:44:01:22 – 00:44:03:15

Well, talking about Cyclops.

00:44:04:00 – 00:44:33:04
Nick
Yes, we’re still talking about Cyclops. This is was I’m talking about like a moment in my sexual awakening because he’s always been there and whatever it’s the thing is it just after age of apocalypse that was a they were up by why the fuck were they on asteroid M I can’t remember. They crashed down to earth and this issue is about them trying to find Cyclops has been crushed down and the people who are listening to this, if you know what I mean, they immediately know what I’m talking about.

00:44:33:04 – 00:44:49:23
Nick
He crashed down in the desert with some of Magneto’s followers. Jane crashed down somewhere else and Professor X can’t find him. And they’re trying to find him. So he’s trying to guide them through the desert so they don’t die and so they can contact the X-Men. It’s like a throwaway issue, like nothing happens in it, apart from we’re trying to find Cyclops.

00:44:50:03 – 00:45:10:10
Nick
Oh, we found him. Yeah. So stay with me. But since they’re wandering around what turns out to be the Australian outback and he’s leading like four or five acolytes with him and of course, please, please let me if you had a good one. Wait a minute. And it was because the nineties or because whatever they want to do.

00:45:10:20 – 00:45:13:23

It’s in the house in sun and they have no clothes on.

00:45:14:16 – 00:45:27:18
Nick
Just walking around. Oh, my God, fuck you. You fucking mouse. He is just walking around in ripped jeans looking like this. But don’t.

00:45:27:18 – 00:45:31:17

What if Jean’s.

00:45:32:23 – 00:45:33:08
Nick
15?

00:45:33:08 – 00:45:37:19

Some more and there’s a big spurt of water behind him?

00:45:37:19 – 00:45:44:02
Nick
Oh, okay. Okay, okay. Let me let me tell you about this. So this is where you first see him. I need to open there.

00:45:44:03 – 00:45:45:24

Some water for you. Drink.

00:45:46:00 – 00:46:12:09
Nick
Okay, so. So they’re in the desert and they’re like, we’re going to die of thirst. Cyclops, what the fuck are you talking about? What’s the hell? What the hell’s the point of all this? If we just die of thirst? And so he’s like, Oh, I found it. Basically, he uses his optic blast to kind of, like, shoot into the ground and find, like, a natural well, but the the writing in is like he finds his optic blast into the ground and then the description is pounding deeper and deeper into the dry, dusty ground.

00:46:13:02 – 00:46:28:20
Nick
Hell. So I mean, the ground and the ground ejaculates water and it is I obviously didn’t pick that up when I was a kid, but when I was rereading it this afternoon is like that is the most graphic filthy Joe thing I’ve ever seen. It’s so fucking brilliant.

00:46:30:00 – 00:46:31:06

They must have known.

00:46:32:00 – 00:46:45:11
Nick
Oh, they absolutely knew. But it was just like, again, it’s the casualness of it. It’s like, Yeah, we’re lost in the desert, so I won’t have my top on and I’m just going to walk around just. Just being topless and everything like that. Because.

00:46:45:11 – 00:46:45:21

Why not?

00:46:46:11 – 00:47:03:06
Nick
Because. Why wouldn’t you? I think I’ve got some more. Okay. Just in case I make this into a video for let someone make sense. So, yeah, just the whole yeah, I’m in my jeans and my top off that kind of pure ridiculous yeah. Accidental nakedness.

00:47:04:03 – 00:47:05:10

It kind of.

00:47:06:03 – 00:47:22:11
Nick
But it was also it’s like, oh, you know, Cyclops, like, yeah, the goody two shoes. Look at what. Look at what he’s like when he’s got the clothes off. Yeah, look at that. That’s what Jean sleeps with. It’s like, remember that, okay? It’s like he’s. He keeps it chill. Like, he wears his, like, lycra stuff during the day, blah, blah, blah.

00:47:22:12 – 00:47:32:18
Nick
Yeah, but that’s what’s underneath it. Don’t get all excited about five foot two. Logan This is the important thing. We need to remember that he looks like.

00:47:32:23 – 00:47:40:00

And like a Jean Kirk. Jean Gray can see into his mind as well and still accepts him. So I must have some.

00:47:40:06 – 00:48:00:00
Nick
You never use the slutty stuff the way that Emma did. Like Emma knew everything. Oh, yeah, course. All the nerve centers of his brain and everything like that. And that’s whatever. Yeah. And circling back, this is probably the wrong way round. I should have done this first. This is again from. That’s not the right one. It’s like these are just like pages, panel.

00:48:00:00 – 00:48:09:03
Nick
So in the eighties, obviously he meets Madeline Prior and he gets married and it’s supposed to be like him being written off the books, like, look, he gets married and eventually has a kid.

00:48:09:03 – 00:48:11:15

That would have been a bit out of the books. Like the creators wanted to write the book.

00:48:11:15 – 00:48:32:16
Nick
Yeah. Chris Claremont It’s like after Jim is dead, they’re like, Let’s get rid of Cyclops, blah, blah, blah. So they get married. And in true Claremont style, it’s like, Let’s have an entire issue dedicated to Scott going on his honeymoon. And so it’s just him and Madeline and like the plane crashes and stuff, that sort of stuff. Nothing happens as a shock and whatever, that sort of thing, but it’s just an excuse.

00:48:32:22 – 00:48:43:07
Nick
Whereas looking at Wait, wait, wait, this is a shot of him from behind. Look at him in his 1980s booty denim shorts. Like they are so tiny.

00:48:43:08 – 00:48:57:18

Because I take your breath away that you never realized I was an incorrigible, romantic, incorrigible something. That’s for sure. I like to. I took your breath away.

00:48:58:05 – 00:49:13:17
Nick
So what did I like? Like Colossus at the beginning. His outfit is so eighties, like teeny, tiny denim shorts. Yeah, that’s just what we’re more in the eighties. And, like, here he is, and he’s just rippling with muscle behind this nice guy who just got bangs like. No, and he’s just. He’s just in those the whole issue. And it’s a dull issue.

00:49:13:17 – 00:49:15:15
Nick
But man, did I read the shit out of that.

00:49:16:11 – 00:49:17:20

Right? You’re like, Let me read this panel.

00:49:17:20 – 00:49:27:09
Nick
All right. That a lot. And there’s like one bit where he’s, like, struggling with a squid and he’s like shooting it because he is it’s a giant squid that attacks the ship.

00:49:27:15 – 00:49:29:06

It’s like it’s like.

00:49:30:04 – 00:49:42:06
Nick
It’s like put its tentacle over his eyes and he’s, like, shooting his optic blast through it. And, you know, action, action. All I can see is like, he’s doing that, and you can see it at the bottom. Okay, you drew the nipple in and he’s, like, muscular like that and like.

00:49:42:16 – 00:49:56:11

Yeah, if only. If only. We had, like, cameras back then. Let’s take a photo of that to be in the background of your phone. Jim aspiration nipples.

00:49:57:09 – 00:50:01:10
Nick
I’m out. It might still be my James Bryson. Cyclops nipples. Yeah, could be.

00:50:01:10 – 00:50:05:22

I’m so. Hang on, Marilyn So he didn’t get written out? Sigh No.

00:50:05:22 – 00:50:25:01
Nick
No, he he kind of did. So he went off and he kind of he kept coming back a little bit and that sort of thing. But he went off and got married and had a baby and that was supposed to be end of it. But then the editors were like, We’re going to bring Jean back. So and so they did X Factor and made him go back to it.

00:50:25:01 – 00:50:32:01
Nick
So he ditched Madeline. He’s like, Oh, Jean’s back by now. Literally went out on them, walked out on them, and so she tried to kill everyone.

00:50:32:03 – 00:50:35:08

So Madeline, prior did? Yes, as you would.

00:50:35:08 – 00:50:37:20
Nick
I will defend Madeline prior to my last breath.

00:50:38:01 – 00:50:45:10

So if she was if she ended up being a clone of Jean Gray, does she have her powers that as well? Sorry. It was.

00:50:46:06 – 00:51:05:03
Nick
Is. I’m so glad you asked. It’s off topic, but I do love to talk about it and they do cover it. And it’s it was actually pre-established and it works perfectly well done. Chris Jean Gray got her powers when she was ten, when her best friend Annie got hit by a car in front of her like they were playing Frisbee and she got hit by a car.

00:51:05:03 – 00:51:29:11
Nick
So she was with her when she died. And that’s what triggered her telepathic power because she was so emotionally scarred and try it and she connected with her. And so she was in telepathic contact with her as Annie died at ten. Because we wait, she went catatonic. And that’s how Professor X eventually found her and started working with her to bring her back to close off her powers so that she could come back and be normal without that event sparking it off.

00:51:29:11 – 00:51:40:00
Nick
Obviously Madeline didn’t because she was just made false. Adult sighs. Nothing triggered her powers until she made a deal with the devil. So now she does have powers. But she didn’t then.

00:51:40:10 – 00:51:44:15

Okay, so that’s the telepathy. But what about the telekinesis?

00:51:44:15 – 00:51:46:00
Nick
Yeah, it kind of matches old with it.

00:51:46:23 – 00:51:48:21

Okay. I still learn about this one.

00:51:49:02 – 00:51:51:18
Nick
Yeah, but you can’t have one without the other dormant.

00:51:52:04 – 00:51:52:15

Okay.

00:51:52:17 – 00:52:00:05
Nick
Okay then. But then she makes a deal with the devil and gets magical powers and that powers back. But she was also like part Phenix. So anyway, this is not what this is about.

00:52:00:05 – 00:52:01:05

My book I will.

00:52:01:12 – 00:52:02:14
Nick
Happily talk about Madeline.

00:52:03:11 – 00:52:04:00

Does a happy.

00:52:04:00 – 00:52:10:22
Nick
Little a day. I will happily talk about all the people that Cyclops has fucked and ditched another time because let’s make.

00:52:10:22 – 00:52:12:15

An episode about Cyclops, his penis.

00:52:12:20 – 00:52:21:23
Nick
And yes, if you would like an entire episode about Cyclops, his penis right in to Incomplete Geeks podcast.

00:52:21:23 – 00:52:26:24

And I mean, it’s just one penis. So he’s not Nightcrawler but well so.

00:52:27:01 – 00:52:30:24
Nick
No, but he’s he’s been he’s been place of.

00:52:30:24 – 00:52:31:06

Yeah.

00:52:31:16 – 00:52:40:09
Nick
Yeah. No. Yeah, that is my first list. I have others. Oh that was, I wanted to still have it as well but I haven’t got the screenshots. I will do that another time.

00:52:40:09 – 00:52:43:05

Okay.

00:52:43:05 – 00:52:44:09
Nick
Oh, I could talk about it.

00:52:44:13 – 00:52:48:20

It’s a good list. I think he’s you. You obviously did more prep than I did, but.

00:52:48:20 – 00:52:58:20
Nick
It’s just always in the front of my mind. I will briefly mentioned Havoc because he works with Madeline Prior as well. And there was because, you know, Madeline did the Goblin Queen outfit.

00:52:59:04 – 00:53:01:12

No, I remember I don’t I don’t remember. A bad.

00:53:01:12 – 00:53:04:10
Nick
Barely way. She became evil and she turned into the Goblin Queen.

00:53:05:00 – 00:53:06:10

So I’ve just got split up with her.

00:53:06:15 – 00:53:26:11
Nick
Yeah. Yeah. So again, I don’t blame her. And it’s a fabulous outfit, but basically it’s just like a top and it just goes just goes over haboob. But like all the underboob is out and she’s in a bikini bottom and a cape. Right? So very impractical. Yeah, but she looks fucking amazing, especially on the front cover of one.

00:53:26:11 – 00:53:50:11
Nick
She’s, like, holding up the thing like that, like her cape, and she’s like, quite vampire queen, but, like, okay, amazing. She looks amazing. Cyclops brother is with her on the team when because they’re separated from the X-Men, they’re out in a different team. So he’s with her all the time and they fall in love. And so when she goes crazy, he goes over with Madeline rather than standing with Cyclops because fuck Cyclops, you’re hot.

00:53:50:16 – 00:54:13:11
Nick
Whatever. So she, like, turns his full black outfit into a version of hers. And so he has, like, the titty top where it’s like it’s cut off and you just see under pick and pant and it’s on havoc. On havoc. Yeah. That’s because it’s like matching him and he’s like the Goblin Prince and he’s like serving her and it’s so subbed on the way Chris Claremont loves to do.

00:54:13:16 – 00:54:25:14
Nick
Yeah, but yeah. So he’s got like underboob out and then just tiny, tiny pants. Wonderful. So look at that panel. A lot of it did.

00:54:27:03 – 00:54:28:05

And now the world knows.

00:54:29:14 – 00:54:35:19
Nick
Well, there’s people listening. If if you’ve read comics, you will agree and will have done that already. So it’s okay.

00:54:36:06 – 00:54:46:20

Yeah, fine. I’m sorry if I was more of a comic book reader when I was growing up, I probably would have found these are from my own sort of things. And it was it was. I grew up on a farm. I didn’t have access to comic books.

00:54:46:20 – 00:54:51:16
Nick
I grew up on a desert island. I had access to comics. Okay. It was a big scene. Erica.

00:54:51:24 – 00:54:53:02

You were in a big city.

00:54:53:22 – 00:55:16:03
Nick
It was a desert island. It was not a city. Anyway, the the casual topless ness, it was just kind of like back in the nineties, it was all we had to kind of it’s like it’s like looking at the underwear aisle or me taping Baywatch and that sort of stuff. It’s like you’ll get your your little glimpse of flesh wherever you can.

00:55:16:03 – 00:55:25:11
Nick
And because we didn’t have the Internet and we’re underage, so we probably read stuff on the Internet even if we did have it, you’ll take whatever you get. And it makes such an impression on you because.

00:55:25:11 – 00:55:27:04

That’s all you have. Yeah.

00:55:27:08 – 00:55:34:11
Nick
And so it was these panels of where Colossus shows up in his underpants, you know, like they were. Oh, oh.

00:55:34:19 – 00:55:53:03

I’m a man who is wearing very little food. Just the just the thought of it. Like, it’s good that we don’t have images on this because then we can say to people who are listening, you know, the way they were describing it, like, imagine you’re a young, you know, burgeoning gay and you see that image. I remember this things that triggered me as well.

00:55:53:03 – 00:56:00:17

When I was growing up, I would sort of see, you know, a man with like with some skin showing and not know why I was being attracted to this image.

00:56:00:23 – 00:56:10:11
Nick
We just took whatever we could get. And it just it you can lose your mind. Yeah. So that was comics for me. That’s cool. Yeah, that’s what did it.

00:56:11:01 – 00:56:13:05

Yeah. Good.

00:56:13:05 – 00:56:16:05
Nick
Yeah. So that’s my. Those are the first sex men I want to talk about.

00:56:16:13 – 00:56:17:01

Sex men.

00:56:17:09 – 00:56:19:06
Nick
I’m talk about sex men.

00:56:19:20 – 00:56:20:12

And so those.

00:56:20:12 – 00:56:45:00
Nick
Are some of some of the thirstiest 20th hottest X-Men, the eighties and nineties that I encountered that were part of my childhood growing up. Mm hmm. I’d love to hear about yours if. As if you’re an X-Men fan or to the other comics of a couple of minutes. I can’t imagine Avengers or Fantastic Four was sexy, but maybe DC.

00:56:45:03 – 00:56:45:13

Comics.

00:56:45:13 – 00:56:46:21
Nick
In a sense, may do.

00:56:46:21 – 00:56:50:23

Other comics exist? I don’t remember. I was Batman only sense.

00:56:50:23 – 00:57:06:15
Nick
Maybe. Maybe DC had sexier kind of characters walking around casually. Do you like overtly? Like the ones who just don’t wear tops or like navel or and everything like that? Or do you like the casual? Oh, you just call me in my dressing gown kind of vibes. What was more kind of Yeah.

00:57:07:15 – 00:57:10:03

Was the both, the both completely valid.

00:57:10:03 – 00:57:12:14
Nick
Oh absolutely. I love both but it was just one here.

00:57:12:15 – 00:57:13:06

I only hear about it.

00:57:13:14 – 00:57:33:14
Nick
What I got in and then in the in the nineties. So we’d love to hear about it. Tell us and we’ll do another episode if there’s a particular character or time or anything like that, comic book wise, let us know. Like we sent in our email address is Incomplete Geeks podcast at gmail.com. Um, you can also reach out to me directly on Twitter.

00:57:33:14 – 00:57:47:12
Nick
I’m at Nick Baker Geek. If you’d like to talk about any of the stuff with John, he doesn’t know anything about it, but he’ll listen. Yeah, he’s on Instagram at John. Mark’s at John and on.

00:57:48:15 – 00:57:50:03

Yes. And we have a tik-tok as well.

00:57:50:18 – 00:57:52:24
Nick
We do. Incomplete geeks.

00:57:53:19 – 00:58:00:01

You should follow us on TikTok because we should turn it off. And incomplete geeks. Yeah. Comment.

00:58:00:01 – 00:58:00:08
Nick
Do all.

00:58:00:08 – 00:58:01:08

That. Even if you disagree.

00:58:01:24 – 00:58:14:12
Nick
I really do. We’d love to hear from you. Also, like, if you’re listening to this, give us a give us a rating, give us a share and give us a follow that. So this is on Spotify, Apple Podcasts. It really does help the podcast out a lot. We really, really appreciate it.

00:58:14:23 – 00:58:15:13

Definitely.

00:58:16:24 – 00:58:36:21
Nick
That’s that’s some of the thirsty characters. I’m sure there’s lots more. I’m sure there’s other characters. There’s other comic book lines. God forbid. There’s other other comic book companies. I haven’t covered them all. I’m really sorry. But as as we talk many times. Yeah. And I am we’re not look like both of us. We’re not complete geeks.

00:58:37:17 – 00:58:38:23

But we are working on it.

00:58:39:12 – 00:58:40:11
Nick
Thanks for listening.

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Bye bye. Bye.

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Jon
I don’t know. I don’t know.